Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins,cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $1.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time...... PRICELESS!!!
You Are Visitor Number
scince july 2007
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
True love
This is what True Love is all about:
It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.
I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him look at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.
On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.
While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.
I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer' s Disease .
As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.
I was surprised, and asked him, "And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are? "
He smiled as he patted my hand and said, " She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is." I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, "That is the kind of love I want in my life."
True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.
It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.
I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him look at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.
On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.
While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.
I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer' s Disease .
As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.
I was surprised, and asked him, "And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are? "
He smiled as he patted my hand and said, " She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is." I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, "That is the kind of love I want in my life."
True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.
HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND ;-)
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
KINDNESS Pays !
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay hisway through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How much do I owe you?" "You don't owe me anything," she replied "Mother has taught us neverto accept payment for a kindness." He said... "Then I thank you from my heart."
As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt; strongerphysically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had beenready to give up and quit.
Years later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they calledin specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was calledin for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.
Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room. Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to the case. After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to herroom. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all.
Finally, she looked, and something caught ; her attention on the side as She read these words....."Paid in full with one glass of milk." (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.
Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You, GOD, that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands."
As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt; strongerphysically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had beenready to give up and quit.
Years later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they calledin specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was calledin for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.
Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room. Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to the case. After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to herroom. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all.
Finally, she looked, and something caught ; her attention on the side as She read these words....."Paid in full with one glass of milk." (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.
Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You, GOD, that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands."
Monday, September 3, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
Mutiara Hati...
Hari ni sya terima gambar dari insan yang sya rindui. Dan bila saja sya terpandang wajah mereka hampir tertumpah bebola air dari kelopak mata ini....'wah c dx cute sekali dengan baju Adventure nya....senyuman yg tidak pernah hilang setiap kali memandang kamera.... oh... dia kelihatan muda dan..... manis skali....' itulah antara perkataan hati saya takala melihat gambar2 mereka.... Sayang sekali saya tidak dapat berpeluang melihat dan bersama2 denga mereka takala program Camp pertama yg c dx ikuti. Mama dia cakap c dx itu sangat excaited mo ikut tu camp pa lagi setelah dia sendiri ada uniform. Dan dia paling suka ikut acara drill.... Tidak sangka pula dia minat dengan acara sedemikian...dan hati ni tersenyum kerana situasi ini mengingatkan saya di suatu masa dulu ketika saya juga sekecil dia...
Bila melihat gambar ni..... sya sangat bersyukur pd Tuhan kerana Dia telah menghantar 'malaikat2' untuk memberikan kecerian dan warna dalam kehidupan c dx.
Terima kasih kerana Tuhan telah menganugerahkan teman hidup yang bukan saja manis dan cantik tetapi juga yang sangat memahami. Terima kasih di atas pengorbanan yang sangat besar kerana menjaga dan membesarkan kedua-dua putra kita dengan sangat baik. Hanya satu perkara yang dapat saya lakukan untuk kebahagian dia.....berdoa agar Tuhan dapat memberikan sya kasih kebijaksanaan dan agar saya tahu bagaimana untuk membahagiakan dia.Terima Kasih kerana sudi bersama saya.........
When a Kid ask Jesus
A kid asked Jesus: how much do u love me?
Jesus replied: I love you this much and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us.The
kid asked Jesus: why are here so many wounds on your body?
Jesus replied: These wounds show my love to you...
kid asked Jesus: why were you come to earth and sacrifice for us?
Jesus replied: Because of you... I came,I gave my life,so that you will have my eternal life...
kid asked Jesus:What should I do to pay the debt I owed to you?
Jesus replied:My son,this is not a debt,but a gift from me to you...
kid asked Jesus:How can I receive your gift?
Jesus replied:Trust me...and receive me in our life....
kid asked Jesus:What can I do for you,LORD?
Jesus replied:Just one thing....tell the world I love them..
Jesus replied: I love you this much and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us.The
kid asked Jesus: why are here so many wounds on your body?
Jesus replied: These wounds show my love to you...
kid asked Jesus: why were you come to earth and sacrifice for us?
Jesus replied: Because of you... I came,I gave my life,so that you will have my eternal life...
kid asked Jesus:What should I do to pay the debt I owed to you?
Jesus replied:My son,this is not a debt,but a gift from me to you...
kid asked Jesus:How can I receive your gift?
Jesus replied:Trust me...and receive me in our life....
kid asked Jesus:What can I do for you,LORD?
Jesus replied:Just one thing....tell the world I love them..
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